This will be the death of me. Say your goodbyes now.
Opening for Jim Belushi & The Chicago Board of Comedy this weekend in Irvine. Lots o’ peeps showed up; probably should’ve showered.
There was a time when hummus could just…be…without having to flaunt itself as gluten-free. I’ve about had it with hearing about freaking gluten.
Also, yes, this is a second post about Sabra hummus because I am obsessed with it. Get up off me, okay?
Everyone I come across right now: What happened to your neck?!?!
Me: Oh, I burned it with a curling iron.
EICARN: Suuureeee, you did. [WINK WINK]
I might as well get “It’s a curling iron burn, not a hickie” tattooed on my neck because this happens embarrassingly often. I am apparently still 12 when it comes to hot tools.
Had such a blast opening for Sebastian Maniscalco this weekend. I highly recommend you check him out if you dig major LOLZ.
Gal in line: What you gonna get, honey?
Her man friend: Hot chocolate
Gal: What?!?! Why are you getting that?
MF: Because it’s windy outside.
Gal: Ugh, you should get iced coffee like me.
Girls are the worst sometimes.
