Last night, the headliner of the show I was hosting kept jokingly referring to me as “you redhead, Little Debbie-lookin’ bitch.” Don’t worry, it was bitch in like the loving, black people slang way, not in the you are an actual bitch way. Please, I’m sweet as pie. Anyways, because I am me, I immediately googled images of Little Debbie (you have to search, “little debbie snack cake” for real results). Here are the findings :
Oh and here’s me again for your own visual evaluation purposes:
I am completely fine with this comparison. Say what you will but this is definitely an upgrade from my former celebrity lookalike, Tina Yothers (the homely chick from Family Ties). At least Little Debbie is youthful with a slim face. Being told I look like someone with a skinny face is really all that matters to me.
