I ordered a burger and fries at the club last night and only ate half the food on the plate! Want to know my secret? I dined in the dark! The waiter asked if he could light the candle at my table and I was all, “hell no, I need a challenge.” It’s really easy to eat until you’re satiated (say what?! I know, it’s unheard of for me too) when you can’t see the food! Ya heard? I’m going to be a rail if I keep this up…assuming I cut out the 3 Blue Moons I wash down with said half burger meals.

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