But I’m gone for hours and hours at a time and live in a small place so a dog is out of the question. Cats are so low-maintenance and, unlike many, I adore felines but I am deathly allergic. Guinea pigs are rodents; fish are boring; birds are gross and a reptile screams, “I have no friends.” SO a solution has been found. I will be purchasing a teacup pig…unless I can adopt one from a pound somewhere of course. I would hate to hear of teacup pig needlessly being put to sleep when there are plenty of loving people like me out there to care for them. However I assume they are in HIGH demand so I’m sure I’ll have to pay top dollar. I can’t wait to stroll it through the Hollywood Walk of Fame and let it pose with the sidewalk stars.

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