I was killing time at the Target by the airport (which feels like a 3rd world country, by the way) waiting to pick up a friend and stumbled upon an item I’ve been on the lookout for, for quite some time:
Bring on the humming birds, y’all. I have a giant patio but the last time I tried to use a bird feeder, rats and squirrels crashed the party because the doves (IE the trashy people of the bird world) spilled seeds everywhere. Hummingbirds won’t be sloppy assholes. I’m gonna whip up some nectar this weekend so don’t come a knockin’ when…I can’t finish that sentence and still live with myself.
