…obviously the Kindle and Internet (AKA, “the devil,” according to my mother) are to blame for the demise of paper books but maybe they wouldn’t be dying at such a rapid rate if so many of the people who claim to be “authors” weren’t getting book deals. I’m talking to you, Kendra, Kris Kardashian and this chick:

I purposely wanted her name to be cut off. No, that’s not true. I’m just horrible at taking pictures. Anyways, if “Justify My Thug” becomes a classic literary piece and required reading for all AP English 11th graders, I will be the first to admit fault.
PS The picture was taken at an earlier date, whilst browsing the book selection at Target, hence the corporate logo sticker we’ve all come to know and love from another giant chain store that isn’t vanishing from existence. Thank you, internet blog police, for noticing.