Yesterday I saw Lindsay Lohan outside a liquor store, smoking a cigarette and hugging herself like she was freezing (it was a cool 70 degrees). It was by far my favorite celebrity sighting in LA since moving here in 2005. Her hair was bleach blond but her abundant freckles revealed the true redhead we all grew up knowing and loving on [the awful remake of] “The Parent Trap.” You best believe I thought about asking if she’d pose for a pic with me but she seemed distraught, rambling on to her less attractive friend. MISSED CONNECTION indeed.

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